Thinkers Keys.

Name 14 things that a newspaper cannot do.

1. You can’t wear it.
2. You can’t eat it.
3. You can’t pray with it.
4. You can’t sleep with it.
5. You can’t sit on it.
6. can’t cook with it.
7. don't blow your nose with it.
8. You can’t wipe your but with it.
9. You can’t have a shower with it.
10. You can’t clean it.
11. you can’t do your hair with it.
12. You can’t use it as a blanket.
13. you can’t make it sing for you.
14. you  make it dance for you.